Late One Night A Man Is Driving Down The Road, Speeding Quite A Bit
A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”…
Courtroom Talk
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check…
Mrs Potts Went To The Doctor
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a week….
Bless This Car
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…
Three Pregnant Women Are Sitting
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…
Very Drunk Old Woman
A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The…
A Lawyer Is Talking To His Client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…
When You Reach This Age, Stop Wearing Jeans
You can’t do a surprising number of things, including drive a car and book a hotel stay until you reach a particular age. On the other hand,…
Billy Ray Cyrus Marries Firerose at 34 – Fans Astonished by Unexpected Announcement
Billy Ray Cyrus and his new wife, Firerose, got married not long ago. The official start of their union was in 2022, and it ended with a…
Things That Clog Your Pores And Cause Acne
Acne is a common skin condition that affects millions of people worldwide. While various factors can contribute to acne development, one of the primary culprits is clogged…