A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to…

A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”…

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check…

70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a week….

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…

A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The…

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…

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