The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress,
opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick.
The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door.
The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:
“This cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.”
“Look at that hell of a scratch!”
The woman replied:
You did very well, today this fool has bitten my a***s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck
