Perfect Man
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO…
THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I’m keeping in touch with you this letter to let you know
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing…
What are you doing ?
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to…
Late One Night A Man Is Driving Down The Road, Speeding Quite A Bit
A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, “Are you aware of how fast you were going?”…
Courtroom Talk
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check…
Mrs Potts Went To The Doctor
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a week….
Bless This Car
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…
Three Pregnant Women Are Sitting
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…
Very Drunk Old Woman
A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The…
A Lawyer Is Talking To His Client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…