and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,

she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,
comes in some time later.

The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one on
the wall?”

The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models,
but the customer is adamant about the big red one.

When the customer offers the clerk $100, she accepts it.

The boss eventually returns and asks how the day went.

The clerk replies “Good! I sold a white dildo for $10,

a black dildo for $20 and your fire extinguisher for $100!”